Hanging with Optimus

Optimus and I have been hanging out alot lately. I think we are becoming better friends!




The other day was horrible. The humans gave me a bath.

Im getting bigger!

So ive been growing! Ive grown about and inch or two in length!


But all this growing has not helped me with a problem Ive been having. Im cute and cuddly but i cant stop peeing on the couch. Its becoming a real problem because my owners don't trust me anymore. Whenever they are not looking I hop on to the couch and take a piss. I can tell they get mad and scrub the couch clean but I just cant help my problem?
I went to a vet the other day and got a dis-temperament shot. It didn't hurt and I barely noticed but I know this shot is just the beginning to something big. I think they are going to try and Neuter me in March!! I must put a stop to this but how?